Sunday, April 09, 2006


Boots campus

With my team mate Mohan

With my friend Perumal



Boots Head quaters

Sudesi in UK??

Raggggsss...Whttt..u watched Sudesi in Nottingham??Was it in English(renamed as 'Cyber Pig') or in Tamil...if the Interior Ministry knows this..they will cancel your visa and pack you off...Keep vigil...I don't care about your damn soul but rememeber the rhymes they thought us in Nursery..Somethings kept idle might come back to hurt you in future..

Friends Friends Go Away
Come Again Another Day
All the strippers come right away
Little Johnny Wants to Play..
(clap...clap...clap)

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Raghu, I see that you often post somethin (mostly nonsense) here but you dont update ur personal blog at all (especially after u have gone to UK)..I get the gist !! So U r not a lonely soul anymore!!!!

Nope, it is not like that.. I dont have lap top with me to login into blog and update. From office I am not supposed to do that. but for simaboyz i have made a setting (When I am in India) such that I can mail to simaboyz to post some Junk to the blog, it was not done for my blog.......

FYI.... I am still a lonely soul....

Karthik, Keep it up.. that is an Ultimate clip. We(Our room mates) watched Sudesi. We all should not miss that film... Its a full length comedy movie... Its funny like Narasimsh.. Mainly that seen.. My gosh, a steel rod will bend like a watch when a bad guy hits our captain.. Its really awesome.. He he

Tamil Cinema

I found this on the net.. Extraordinary stuff... We should all be proud that we were able to witness the best in world cinema... Here are a few scenes...

First Captain AKA Vijaykanth:



I was not able to embedd the video on this post for the next two entertainments, so please take the pleasure of clicking the links and witnessing the one and only Karadi AKA TR

TR 1

TR 2

Enjoy!!!

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Konar Guide needed

Man, this is getting too technical for math laymen like me!! Tikku & Dragon, please contact, diamond guide publishers or S.Chand and company or our very own, great guide writer, PSK to simplify this complex integral calcu"sex" and spoon feed guys like me.
Raghu, I see that you often post somethin (mostly nonsense) here but you dont update ur personal blog at all (especially after u have gone to UK)..I get the gist !! So U r not a lonely soul anymore!!!!
Nice to see the blog with nice contents...... Karthik keep up the blog up and running. Seena bana, I often check ur comments on the blog but also post something ... Atleast ur Patent thirukural.... ;-)

Modified Formula

Here is the original formula proposed by Prof. Tikku AKA Slim Shady

Love at first sight (a.k.a) Lust at first sight
= [(Length of the Stick * Radius of the tip) + No of minutes of the effective state under observation]/No. of sightings of your "pure love".

I think we have to add the following factor:

Sightu = A,
No. of sightings of "pure love" represented as B.

(See image below)..

so if B tends to infinity, the boy looses interest and looks for other A's

May be one of you should do an iterative experiment based on the following formula



Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Definition - Pls see below

Love at first sight (a.k.a) Lust at first sight
= [(Length of the Stick * Radius of the tip) + No of minutes of the effective state under observation]/No. of sightings of your "pure love".

P.S : As every findings of any scientists,I know that my above formula will be debated/challenged in this esteemed forum full of scientists.I am open to all kind of debates and would appreciate if someone could come up with subsequent versions of this formula since this is going to be useful for the scientific community as a whole in future

What is Love at First Sight...

Many people have asked me "What is love at first sight"...
Here is my theory: Partha odane gabaalnu ezhudhiduchu, I meant my manasula kaadhal...

Ritesh has asked me to censor my speech in this groups as lots of "elders" read this blog..

Please share your theory? I know many of you would have fallen in Love on the first sight... This is in regards to my earlier post - "My Love" featuring Saindhavi...

~K

My Love

Hi All,

I have decided to fall in love with Saindhavi. I know lot of people in this group will jump in jealosy but I just can't give up my love for her.

I first heard her voice in SUN TV pongalo pongal program. She featured in a program called "Pattikaada Pattanama" (she is the pattanam part of it). Her voice is amazing but she is little short, which I think will be favorable in certain circumstances (I hope everyone understand what that means).

If any of you don't know who saindhavi is, check this page saindhavi's web.

Her page is not up2date, she is in 2nd yr college now so all you child molesters out there, don't get excited when you see XIIth std in the webpage.

I want you all to wish me good luck and if any of you directly or indirectly know Saindhavi please come forward and introduced me to her, your help will be appreciated as Cash/MoneyOrder/Free Dosa, Medhu vada/1 copy of latest Maa-TV Volume 1-10 copy => Which ever you prefer.

Thanks
~K

Sunday, April 02, 2006

The Bossssssssssssssssssssssss





Missin Madaras


The pic was taken in Nottingham Forest.
Missing Madras, Masaladosai, Saravana bhavan Parotta, And Madras Coffee. Keep updated me updated about happnings @ your end guys... Cheers

Friday, March 31, 2006

Welcome to Simaboyz weblog Karthik. Kalakku.. Bloga gujaaltiyaa, Thamaashaa vei....

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Hi All

I hope nobody objects my presence in the group... I have been reading simaboyz for a long time, its really hillarious... I can't be as entertaining as Raghuram or Ritesh or Srinath or VJ but I will try to keep up...
Raghu - Thanks for adding me into the blog contributers list ...

Friday, March 24, 2006

Raghu,you made me proud kid!

Oh my..my...Raghu's gone to UK...How many streets would be in the UK just like Ranganathan street in T.Nagar...All the mummies/ladies beware - our ranger's out there coming at ya...full speed...
Ranganathan street filled with Bit*** who wanna get their ti's swiped by jiggas ...Raghu have a field day,man....go out,njoy and have fun...This is the real world...Love to all the chicks from my fav. community...Now will u realize that you wasted hella lotsa time in growing that beard...F. all ur past...just take it easy!!!!

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Raghu Jetsets to UK

The inevitable has finally happened. Raghuram departs to UK tonight carrying the hopes and aspirations of his CEO to leave a permanent TCS mark on BOOTS. Though TCS tried keeping the news very secretive and confused the general public by delaying the trip almost on a weekly basis, the news has leaked out. A heavy crowd, close to 1 million already is awaiting impatiently at the Heathrow to welcome the hero. Though police are trying to make necessary arrangements to avoid stampede during the defining momment that is Raghu's arrival, they still are restless about the fact that the crowd can reach 2 million.
-
Kannamapettai News Bureau

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Absolutely terrible

Ask Nandan to shove this dance up his a**..maybe screen this to some of his US clients,he will lose business and maybe the stock price will come tumblin down the hill...This dance will BRING infy down..Maybe Wipro should place an advertisement saying that 'We dont employ ppl just like our competitors' and screen this dance..

SimplY Pathetic...just raises my hate towards indian based IT firms..Now I am findin it hard to eat my dinner after seein this video....Raghu,please DONT post videos like these and make me lose weight...and If I see that baldie in the US,he's gonna have a hard time....

Monday, March 06, 2006

The Best Comedy we ever used to Enjoy!

Thumbs Up




Practicing for Thumbs up add.. Goin to replace Salman Khan, Akshay Khanna and cheranjeevi soooooonnn.

This week end in Besa..

Here are the pics guys...







Dei enna da panreenga iruttule? ;) But Prassu is much more expressive when compared to Vj isn't guys ? ;-)

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Suyala pogirar Sudesi!

Film star-turned-politician Vijaykanth's new movie, Sudesi, has evoked interest among his fans and the public. It was released on Friday close on the heels of the announcement of the schedule for the Assembly election in the State.

"Will the film provide the much needed morale booster to Vijaykanth, who is the leader of the fledgling Desiya Murpokku Dravida Kazhagam? Will it help the `Captain' to overcome all impediments?"

These questions loom large in the minds of his supporters who wait with bated breath as the actor prepares his party for the May 8 election.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Enn Annai Bhoomi

En iniya tamizh makale...En Annai Bhoomi..Eri Malai yaai erivadhai parthu..enn mannam udaikiradhu...Enn Kannir..Vennirai vazhikirathu..Ellorum Amaidhi kakkum padi kettu kolkiren...

SRM Laboratory


The damaged computers at the hi-tech
laboratory at SRM Institute.

Sunday, February 26, 2006

Bharathram Celebrates his 27'th Birthday

Kutram nadandhaadhu enna?

Barath is very dull, thinkin that now his age is 27...

Sarakku Master, stares as if Raghu had 17 Parataas..

Seena discussing with Finance Minister regarding 2006 Budget. Govaalu lookin at seatu chik...

Some of the Simaboyz celebrated Sarakku Master's B'Day in New Yorker...

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

The Perfect Post!

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"

The man says: "But I am not a New Yorker!"
"Oh, then it will say in newspapers in the morning: "Brave American saves life of little girl"- the policeman answers.

"But I am not an American!" says the man. "Oh, what are you then?"

The man says: - "I am an Arab!"

The next day the newspapers say: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog."

Monday, February 20, 2006

Beware of Birthdays with Girlfriend.

I was browsing blogs by clicking common interest in profile , came thru this blog called http://kishore1603.blogspot.com/ Pavan avan... Frost Srinath ur parents might come n give U surprise .. Be careful ... unfortunately today is G.R Srinath's Birthday ;-)

Heyyyyy

I am still in the home land. Hopefully, I will be travelling this month end. Better I will let U know U guyz after reaching there ;-)

Seen Indo Pak Cricket eh? Hope U would have njoyed.

Tikku, Please let me know how to post video clips in web logs.

"Strippers and a Glass of Whiskey are the main ingredients of life!" Yup I totally agree with U. To njoy life, I think we should be away from our family.. ;-) .

Maaaaaaapuuuuuuuuuuuuuu how r UUUUU?

Luv

Saturday, February 18, 2006

Hello

I am here..raghu..heard that u have'nt left the home land....Chicks in UK are dissapointed..Pls land there very soon..Rest all is the same..Life is good to me...It took me some time to realize that at the end of the day,watever u do, Strippers and a Glass of Whiskey are the main ingredients of life!

Thursday, February 16, 2006

hi Guyz.. No postings for long time. Hope U are are tried up with work.


Guys, I have created 3 weblogs...

1. http://www.simaboyzkb.blogspot.com/ --> Simaboyz knowledge base site. Which will be the entry point for all our weblogs. Myself and seena r having some ideas on this. Will explain U guys soon.... That is still under construction.

2. http://www.meetalonelysoul.blogspot.com/ --> My Page.... To put some junk in it ;-)

3. http://www.simaboyzphotoblog.blogspot.com/ --> This will be a repository of photos. We can use these photo link for posting photos in our blog ...
Cheers guys...

Thursday, February 02, 2006


My name is ‘Ilaya Thalapathy’ Vijay


I have acted in a movie named ‘AADHI’ under my father’s banner. The
movie has flopped badly and we are suffering heavy loss. Microsoft has come
for my rescue. If you forward this mail to your friends and relatives I
will be paid by Microsoft. For each message I will get 10 paisa.
Please help me this time. I promise you that I will not work here after
under my father’s banner. I also promise that here after I will NOT talk
punch dialogues. Please don’t hesitate, it’s just a mail for you , but its
a GIANT boon for the entire Tamil Film Industry!!
Lovingly,
Current Ilaya thalapathy,
SolliAdipathil ‘Gilli’
Next National award winner,
Sollalam Adipathil ‘Thirupachi’
Next Superstar,
Sollittum Sollama suzhandu suzhandu adipathil SIVAKASI SIVAKASI SIVAKASI
Next Chief Minister,
Next Prime Minister,
Next American President,

VIJAY

Friday, January 20, 2006

1. Singathe konja mudiyathu.......... Sivajiya minja mudiyathu..........
2. Kanna...... Aalu rounda irundha podhathu......... Aatathula all rounderairrukkanum.............
3. Amidhikku babaji.......... Adidhdikku Sivaji..........
4. Phone adicha ringu....... Indha Sivaji adicha Sangu........


Punch Bala - here u go..ur thalaivar's dialogues from Shivaji!!!

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Punch Bala.....How r u...r u 'Punchin' anyone at Infosys...Let me know...if not,you need to explain,why not...How r ur neighbourhood nurses doin....I miss Mahalakshmi street and ur neighbours...Howz RSS Srivatsan...is he still the torch-bearer of Indian Culture...Pls convey my regds to him...Kishan,are u watchin australian Open..ur friend - Sani 'arrogant biatch' Mirza won the first round...Don't be a Kula Drogi by adoring her...u wud be thrown out of the Iyengar's association in a second...I won't 'kalasify' my pal seena bana..Raghu,man...Are u in Jail or in the UK....Dont forget us once u land there..we r bloody desis and now u r a freakin Brit in the 'Bhale Bhale' land!!!!
GR..I need some clarifications now with this transcripts..

Were u drunk when you posted this.(I was when I was reading this and I did'nt understand it at all!)
To me,it's like a real life incident of one of the Sima's....Do u think too..

Third,I am drinking my 7th beer and I'm missing you...Don't get lost when I am in India next time!

With Luv
Ritesh

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Idhu than Vaazhkai!!!

The Following Transcript is a real life incident - if someone feels intimidated the author is apolegetic.

Year 2005
He and She are engaged. Both are working in Bangalore, while their parents are at Chennai. They are going by the same train to Chennai. Incidentally, the first time they are traveling together
Time 10:00 PM
She: Ivlo seekram station vandaachu. Naan usual aa 10.45 train kku, 10.30 kku dhaan varuven
He: Naan direct aa cantonment la dhaan eruven
She: He he
He: Seri adha vidu. Water bottle vaangindu varen
She: Seri
He comes back in 2 minutes, catching his breath
She: Yaen ippadi odi vare? Porumaya varalaam la?
He: Illai ma. Nee thaniya irukke illa. Adhaan
She: Ayye. Idhaan first time naan yaar koodayavadhu poren. Usually naan thaniya dhaan varuven
He: Hmmmm
She: Seri train la yeralaam vaa
They get into the train
She: Side upper, side lower aa book panne?
He: Aaamam. So that we can talk for sometime. Matha berth la yerina udane ellarum thoongiduvaanga
She: Adhuvum seri dhaan
Train starts
She: Adutha varusham, idhe neram we will be going to Chennai for our first pongal after marriage
He holds She's hand tightly, and gives her one Cadburys temptation chocolate
She: So sweet.
She splits the chocolate into smaller bits, and feeds he the first bit
He: You know what? Naan nenachi kooda paakale. That I will fall head over heels for someone.
She: Same here da
By this time, almost all passengers are asleep. And someone tells He to talk slowly since he is too loud
He: vaa. Door kitta polaam
He and she are the door. He opens the door, and they sit at the steps
She: Yappa. Kulurarudhu.
He puts his hand over she's shoulder. After some sweet nothings for some 1 hr, they get in and sleep(Ofcourse at their respective berths)

Year 2006
He and She are married for 9 months by now
He and she get into the train.
She: Endha berth?
He: Rendume upper berth. No disturbance
She: Hmmmm
He: Seri. Thanni bottle kodu
She: Station la vaangikalaam nu kelambachaye sonnen la
He: Munnadiye solla vendiyadhu dhaane! Ippo paar train kelamba innum 5 nimisham dhaan irukku
She: masa masa nnu pesinda irundha andha 5 nimisham kooda irukaadhu
He: cha!
He runs and gets the water bottle, just when the train starts
She yawns and says
She: Seri. Naan thoonga poren.
He: Ok
After the TTR checks the tickets, he also gets into his berth and tries to sleep. He is not able to sleep after a while, due to some conversation happening below.
He turns towards the couple in the side-upper and side-lower berth
He: Excuse me. If you don't mind, konjam medhuva pesareengaLa. We all are sleeping here!
The side-upper & side lower couple walk towards the door ................................

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Thanks for the wishes,guys!!! did'nt do nothin much for my 67th b'day!! time to retire...Punch Bala rocks...guess Vijay you shud create a alter ego and become a Radio Mirchi DJ...you can make money...or else I guess everyone of us should resign our freaking IT jobs and just start a station called 'SimaBoyz radio'..This concept will work wonders...Sampu,return after Scottish degree and use your 'finance' brains to bring in venture capital and to be the CFO of this station!
Raghu - - sad to hear your story..Recently I read one of Oscar Wilde's quotes - 'I can resist everything in this world except temptation'..was just thinking about you...If u do this in Jet Airways..Imagine what you would in British Airways and in Nottingham(but there you will be encouraged not arrested)..Keep it going...Make sure that gals are part of your life and not your life...thats my advice!!!
Simaboyz

Raghu innuma Police custodyla irukka? Jameen Erpadu pannanuma - oh sorry, Jail la internet connection irukkadhu illa, Eppo velila variyo appo idha padi, Unakkaga unnoda uyir nanban enna venumnalum pannuvannu unakku purium. Varta!

Monday, January 16, 2006

Hi Guys,
This post was actually a comment by Raghu's friend Lakshmi. Thought should hog the limelight.

PS( Fun Intended)Latest breaking News:The suspect was caught and thoroughly interrogated by the police . Suspect seems to have repeatedly sayin the following words.. Delhi..Gilma..Gulphi..Delphi etc etc which has further confused the police and police have escalated the issue to CBI thinking of involvement of hi-tech cyber criminals in this case.PS Note: The rhyming word Delphi for Gulphi is a programmin language in IT world and police suspect the criminals have come to take a special trg.
Raghu,ithu Thevaya...
Srinath.. Keep it up..
Hi Tikku,
Wishin U a belated birthday wishes,

Luv
Raghuram
Guys,
Hope the police catch the "Gurgaon" culprit before he "escapes" to UK.
Tikku,
Heres wishing you on behalf of the Sim guys, belated B'Day greetings (Jan 14th). Hope you have a great year ahead.

Sunday, January 15, 2006


Dei Seena(Srinath-Frost), Raghuve ne kalaasade Veena,
Unna naan Watch pannikittuiruiken Keena,
Appuram unakku Kadaikaadhu Kaana,
Nee sinna paiiyaan, Oramaa vittu paaru Bana,

Ellaarum Nalla keetukaanga, Neenga evvalavu periya Dance Masteraa irundhaalum Unga Saavukku ungalaale dance aada mudiyaadhu...

Varthaa .. Ippadikku Punchu Bala..

Friday, January 13, 2006

Suspected Molester Traced to Gurgaon












Gurgaon, Friday Jan 13.

The Haryana Police Spokesman Mr.K.S. Singhvi said today that the suspect to the last Monday's Jetairways Airhostess Molestation case has been traced back to Gurgaon on the outskirts of Delhi. The Police had been tipped-off by a Rickshaw puller name Ganja Ram and also identified the suspect when the photo was shown to him. Ganja Ram grew suspicious when the suspect Raghuram who also known by various other names such as Suresh and Guga - came to him and inquired in Broken Hindi "Mujhe achi Choot chahiye - le chalo". The suspect was in an inebriated condition and he was accompanied by another guy whom the Rickshawala was unable to identify. The Police have sounded a Red alert in and around Gurgaon and anyone having clues or information abt. the suspect could call the Haryana Police Hotline -999-999-999.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Seena Baba..Belated happy returns of the day(by indian timings)..what did you do...celebrated it with babes from bangalore....
May Baba's wisdom grow and bless the group in this yr!

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Meendum oru Punch Dialog... ;-)

arisi kotina vaera arisi vangalam
pal kotina vaera pal vangalam
aaanathael kotina vaera thael vanga mudiyadhu….
Idhuthaan vazhkai....
Vartaa?
Punch Bala
Simaboyz
Dai Ennangada Solreenga??? Vijay Family man avaporana? Dai ennangada nadakkudhu? Kadaisi pottila porathile ivalo advantagea? Machi naanum inimel kadaisi pottiliye porenda - anaa inga madrasla kadaisi potti ladies compartment aache!!! Atleast Sampath irunda kooda avan kooda adjust panni poidalam ;-). Dai enakku thalai ellam suthudu yaarachum oru soda venam - Beer kudungappa!!!
'Adhu thane Prechanaiye..kadaisi petty kadaisiya ponathale Punch Bala Family bala agga poraan'..Family Bala anna pinne Punch dialogue varuma illa balave punch ayidhuvana...idhuthan kelvi kuri'...Parpon viraivil!!!hahahahah..

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Punch Balavin punch dialog ;-)

“Train evlo vegama ponalum,kadaisi petty kadaisiyadhan pogum…”

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Raghu/Seena Bana - Nice to hear that you guys had a ball for the New year..The piks were very good....Good to see Ragu back into the groove with the hukkah..Seena,why have'nt u retained your rock n roll hairstyle for the new year....Gals would have swarmed you for some rocker...You made a mistake by trimming you hair.....Don't even mention about SJ Suriyah..He's the worst ever G** MF I have ever seen/heard..can't stand seeing him..leave alone see him act/sing/dance....he shud be left alone in a room with elton john and G.Michael...Me,just got drunk for the new year!!!..nothin much...Back to this fuc'in routine....Cheersssss

Monday, January 02, 2006

Raghu,
Thanx for posting the pics (debut pics with raghu's new digicam gifted by his dad)
Simaguyz,
It was indeed a great evening made particularly non-erasable by the greatest "serious" comedian, S.J.Surya. I will try to explain what Raghu didnt venture into. We were just winding up a great day around midnight, welcoming the new year on a very busy(infact jammed) Besant Nagar main road. We were waiting for the traffic to move. Traffic on the opposite direction was moving albeit slowly. Suddenly there was huge noise and something very unsual was coming in the opposite direction. A car was coming and it was like the car had smashed into a group of guys and was dragging them along..No, it was actually some guys doing reverse jogging right in front of the car. And when it approached us, we noticed with some bewilderement that a guy was lying flat on the bonnet almost like a lizard stuck to the windshield. I could hardly fathom what was going on when somebody inside the car shouted "Dei SJ. Surya mams!!". Here was an actor who risked venturing into Besant Nagar beach road on New year's eve !! When the group of "reverse joggers" reached the critical limit, the car could not move and Surya came to a halt that he hardly wanted. Then a guy waved to some people on the side of the road screaming "Vangadaa!!!!". Before we knew what was going on, a huge group of "hardly humans" swarmed on the poor car. I could only imagine Surya doing that wonderful solo bit from Anbe Aruyire ! He had made our day!
Wishing you all a smashin New Year!!

Sunday, January 01, 2006

New Year Bashhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!









Hi Guys,
Wishing you a very happy new year 2006. Hoping to get more good news from our group.

It was a gr8 and memorable new year eve to some of our Simaboyz here in chennai. njoyed new year eve like never before. Myself, Seena, Sriram and Olli had a gr8 time in cafe Mocha. Gr8 place to hang out, Hope this will be our favorite hang out place in future ;-) . We had a lovely experience of njoying hukha with lot of chiks around ;-) , that was gr8 and we njoyed it. Then to Besa, Planet Yum for dinner. njoyed new year (12 AM) with Chennai crowd (Besa). police men were very co-operative, U know our Seena got a greeting card from a Police, he was feelin very happy that time. We njoyed a live comedy from our gr8 hero, SJ Soorya(This cannot be explained here. Surukkama sollaponaa, avanaparthaale comediyaa irundhaadhu) .

Guy, all new year pics are available in following link

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/

mraghuram1978/album?.dir=4a76&.src=ph&store=&prodid=&.done=http%3a//photos.yahoo.com/ph//my_photos

Note: Pls concatenate the above link to get a full link. (ie from http:// to my_photos)


Cheers n Happy hunting, guys..
With Luv
Raghu

Saturday, December 31, 2005

Happy New year greetings to Simaboyz..May the New year bring in peace,prosperity and more wildness to our group!!!!
I expect 2006 to be a year where several simaboyz are gonna break records and make news!

Cheers
Ritesh

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Joke 1 - Two people go to a sex therapist and perform sexual acts infront of him and ask him whether it's done the right way..The therapist says that it's A-grade...Then they go back on the 2nd day..do it the same way..This happens on the 3rd,4th and 5th day..On the 6th day,the therapist is annoyed and he asks the couple..Whats wrong with you guys..The guy replies 'Doctor Sir,we can't go to her place since she is married,I can't go to my place since I am married,Hotels are very expensive..Since you charge 200Rs..we thought that it was economical and the best place to bang'!!!

Joke 2 - A cop catches a couple red handed having sex in the back of the car and taps the car glasses with his rifle..The guy opens the window..The cop asks 'What are you doing'..The guy replies 'You can see it right??'..The cop goes 'Nakkala'..The guy goes 'Illa sir,adhu innime than nadakannom'....

P.S - These jokes are dedicated to VijayaRaghavan and the Purush Foundation of T.Nagar

Saturday, December 24, 2005

End of my vacation - - I feel lazy now to get back to work after returning from a month long vacation.could'nt spend enough time with simaboyz in Rp..I deeply apologize for that...partly coz of my throat infection and my hectic touring schedule..Srinath Gr - As usual,did'nt get to see you even this time around...seems like we need to meet at a global conference somewhere...

Now coming to the moot point - Sampu,these piks shocked the heck out of me -:) when I saw them on this site...I really don't know what these mean...Seena/Vijay,I urge you guys to keep these moments private and not post them public as these can have serious implications in your future married/public life..Bring these piks down from this forum before elton john, George michael and michael jackson wants to join this forum..

Bon Voyage Raghuram..Jai Raghu..Hopefully when you come back from London..u r transformed...Ppl will call you London Mapillai Raghu and your market value will soar up the chain!!! Have fun..Sampu..teach him all your UK trades

Monday, December 19, 2005



Hi, My name is Punch Bala.. enakku innoru perum vundu... adhuthaan Vijay arivuoli.....Namma blogla nalla arivuraigalaum punch dialog adikardhu dhaan en veelai....To start with .... scroll down and check my punch dialog....

Babaaaaaaaaaaah..... Bhoooooooooooooorrrrrrrrr.... Tippu Tippu Tippu Tippu, Tippu Kumari... Nalla seidi solla poren Tippuu Kumari...

Vartaaa... ippadikku
Punch Bala

Cell adichaa ringu...Indhaa Vj adichaa unakku sangu....

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

The Boss!!!!!!!!
Vijay, Saw our Thalaivar? Thalaivar vaazgha..... Hope he will finish this film with flying colors...

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Ganguly Vs. Yohana

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Tikku! Guess they would have been arrested by the Police during a raid in the hostel. Hope the information helps.

Yenda vekkama Illaya? Ivalo cheapana idathukka poveenga?

Atleast TVla kaatura maathiri arrest aana udane, moonjiya oru thundu pottu maraikka vendiyathu thane. Illane atleast andha Lady Constable kitterundhu ava Hand kerchief vaangi mooda vendiathu thane ;-)

Now what r these guys doin in front of the ladies hostel..I would leave it upto them to answer this question! - - Ritesh

Friday, December 09, 2005

Samp, thought that I will miss U... it is not true... Guys, watch out carefully.... Samp is walkin behin me.... nd I am feeling happy, after seeing him in vandaloor zoo ... ;-)
















Kudi! Anaal andha Kudi Unnai Kudithuvidamal Paarthukkol !!!

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Machis Our thalai is kalakkufying as usual...



By Tony Tharakan in Panaji
Tuesday, 29 November , 2005, 20:56
Panaji: If all goes well, Tamil superstar Rajnikant is all set to be part of a French film — or at least his kung-fu skills.
French filmmaker Alain Chabat wanted a small filler for a fight sequence in his comedy Rent a Wife which is slated for a 2006 release.
His eye fell on a martial arts sequence in Rajnikant’s Tamil film Muthu (1995) and he immediately decided to use it, a French official told PTI in Panaji on Tuesday.
"A ten-second kung-fu clip from Rajnikants film Muthu will be used in the movie which is currently under production," Etienne Dubaille, an official in Chabat’s Chezwam company said.
The film had already created waves when it was released in Japan in 1998 making the Tamil superstar a household name in the island nation.
Meanwhile, Chabat and supermodel Noemie Lenoir are expected to be here for the premiere of his French blockbuster Asterix and Obelix: Mission Cleopatra at the International Film Festival of India in Panaji on Friday.
However, Dubaille confirmed that Chabat would not be a part of the next film in the Asterix series, in which a special character has been reportedly created to include Bollywood superstar Aishwarya Rai.


After Chandramukhi, Rajini has accepted the offer to act in the Jayam fame ‘Editor’ Mohan’s movie. As Rajini usually plan’s around only three movies a year, many kollywood directors are striving to get a suitable story for him, so that they may get a chance to do their film with the Super Star.The first among these directors’ is director cum actor S J Surya, who is already ready with a suitable story, exclusively tailor made for the Super Star. The story has been named 20-40-60 by S J Surya.According to the story line, Rajini stars in triple roles and pairs along two heroines in the film. The story line for the film is also said to move along in a rapid pace such as Rajini’s previous ventures like Muthu and Basha.
As the script for the story is also ready at hand, Surya is looking forward for an appointment with the Super Star.