Tuesday, February 21, 2006

The Perfect Post!

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"

The man says: "But I am not a New Yorker!"
"Oh, then it will say in newspapers in the morning: "Brave American saves life of little girl"- the policeman answers.

"But I am not an American!" says the man. "Oh, what are you then?"

The man says: - "I am an Arab!"

The next day the newspapers say: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog."

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