The Da Vinci code......Review

A harvard geek....A french doll...A cripple..Opus dei...Symbols..Leonardo..Madonna of Rocks..Fibonnaci...A Keystone..Jesus ..The Last Supper..Chalice..Priory of Sion...Mary Magdalene...Bloodline..Sarah...Issac Newton....Holy Grail...The Vatican..Dark Secrets..Mind blowing to atheists...An open breach of faith to others..The code lives on...

Ultimate TR.. Dont miss

Its not a bike, not a car, its a horse

You must have seen this with a bike, a car, a cycle or even just a guy... but here is something amazing...

Goundamani Comedy

Lok Paritran

These guys are trying something new. I am sure that the chance of a success is bleak but they atleast deserve an appreciation for what they are trying.

My latest pic...

Ennangada. Namma thalaivara ovara kalaasareengaa? Naan illa paa.. He is gonna be a CM for Tamil nadu soon.. ;-) .. Seena thaan Chennai la irukaaan.. Paathu seena unna pottu thallida poraangaa..

UIaa varum oli kadhir...

Warning: Not for weak of hearts, babies, pregnant women.


I think many of you know what the above symbol means... Remember the old days??? Anyways lets get to the post:


These are their original sizes, not joomed.



Gabtan: Enaku 72 dosai podhum. Michatha tamil naatu makkaluku kuduthudu.
Wife: Podango, comedya control pannunga... namma pasanga saptale podhum.. tamilnadu + nellore rice field empty aayidum..

2nd pic: Gabtan: Very jimple, amiki nadandha podhum we will bend the earth.



Manidhar unarndhukolla idhu manidhar kaadhal alla....
Gabtain: You Dog, what are you doing inside my lungi?
Dog: Dead!


Do not mistake the pic below. Gabtan doesnt know to read or write. He is just seeing middle page of velli malar.

Gabtan in Tux.

Even the dog couldn't figure out what Gabtan is doing with the bat.

Bangalore - A new interpretation

Since Karthik has brought this up in his post - I feel a need to explain to you folks the reason behind my name for bangalore - 'Bang-A-Whore'.

I have read reports that politicians in Bangalore are demanding that bangalore's name be changed as 'Bangaluru' since Madras,Bombay and Calcutta has gone back to it's roots for a name change.

So,One night..When I was sitting with my scotch (on the rocks- 4th round to be specific) , this came to my mind..What name would fit bangalore to the core...Bangaluru sounds so gross..Old fashioned that it might drive all the MNC's/Silicon valley investors outta there..Suddenly, people across the globe find it hard to pronounce..it does'nt strike the right chord

So,was born - 'Bang-a-Whore'...which will appropriately fit all norms and make bangalore an even more popular destination globally..Bangaloreans have been liberal,open-minded for decades , just as me...Now don't get me wrong..I am proud to say that I am a '100% liberal' who does'nt discriminate against any race,sex,b-sex,etc...I have many outrageous views which cuts right opposite my born orthodox religious background...I converted long back..well,WTF..I never was conservative...Someone recently asked me whether I was from India..I said,no,I am from Akand Bharat!

Now coming back to the name,When I used to be in school,I was basically a fat Kid..I had these friends who used to goto bangalore on the weekends while I sat on my ass watching TV with Potato chips and saw it grow twice the same day.These guys used to travel from Chennai to Bangalore with their gal friends..I was anxious and asked a friend...Why do u need to travel from Chennai to Bangalore to have s** with someone whose with you..Their reply was that it fits the 'bangalore climate' well..Chennai is too boring of a place to 'do someone'..Also,it seems like you have 'more open choices' in there..like..if you are walking down some pub down there..u have things like 'do it on-the-go'...Chennai was too conservative then..for such adventures although now it has caught up very well..

So ..'Bang-a-whore' sends the right message...given it's liberal background,for the business climate in bangalore to grow..to make it a more popular destination globally..people can relate this new name to the old name...More call centers will pop up..it can provide strippers(noble souls as I call them) more employment opportunities...

So,Please spread the word...I can't find a drug for cancer/HIV and solve poverty around the globe but I would like to contribute to such healthy discussions/views on people issues...Tommorow,if this new name becomes popular..just that,we shud all be proud...that it was copy righted by me..at the same time..if someone throws their sandals at me..I am willing to catch them and throw it back at that MF***..Peace!

My Thozhan B-Ram and Mani

I would like to express a few disappointments with the moderator raghuram..i think he is being prejudistic..

First: not giving write access to b-ram my thozhan... if b-ram starts writing in this blog, our blog will be swamped with girls .. so more visitors more good for the blog.. his array of girl friends from various geographic locations like Trichy, Erode, Mayavaram, Hyderabaadu, Bangalore (bang-a-whore as tikku calls it), Chennai, Koovalam, Saithaan thopu etc etc will make our blog popper oops popular... something like 'E' on '_'

Second: having only 2 clocks in this blog -> UK clock and India Clock.. Though I don’t know who comes to this blog for mani parka.. I demand a US clock so that I can login when ever I want to know the time..

Dragon, Carry on gud work!

Raghu, Here I am..
Karthik, Your posts are reveletions. I am sure our Captain is not aware of the supreme antics of his competitor across the border. He should be alarmed.
Raghu,
Also, Bharatram was saying he doest not have rights to post. Can you provide him that?

Speechless...

Please watch it with volume... I couldn't talk for 5 mins after seeing this video...

Guys, Check for the flash news. It is updated.. ;-)

Seems that our blog is going gr8. Karthik's posts are ultimate ones.

No updates from Mottai. Any news? Very few posting from Seena bana. Seena, If U dont have time U can do a setting such a way that, u can mail from ur email id. It will post for U. Loginto simaboyz blogger and check how to do that. (It is in Settings tab --> Email link). I am doin like that only. u can also try and help out vj in setting t hat. Hope he will not have time to spend for simaboyz .. ;-)

I have included couple of items in our blog one is a clock and clustr map. It just generates reports like from where our blogs are viewed.. It will start workin from tomorrow.

Captain at its best...

Defy Electricity, Wanna know how? Approach Captain:

This only happens in Southern Cinema

First our one and only Captain:








Next is our BalaKrishna: (Please wait for the gif to fully load and enjoy the fun)





This one is remarkable ... he disables a bomb using 2 empty bullet shells using, guess wat, his bare mouth..






Next is Telugu Supreme Star Chiru:

Bush - Too Good!!!

The first photo was taken when the Chinese president went to US.















B.The second photo was taken when Bush went to China.

Boots campus

With my team mate Mohan

With my friend Perumal



Boots Head quaters

Sudesi in UK??

Raggggsss...Whttt..u watched Sudesi in Nottingham??Was it in English(renamed as 'Cyber Pig') or in Tamil...if the Interior Ministry knows this..they will cancel your visa and pack you off...Keep vigil...I don't care about your damn soul but rememeber the rhymes they thought us in Nursery..Somethings kept idle might come back to hurt you in future..

Friends Friends Go Away
Come Again Another Day
All the strippers come right away
Little Johnny Wants to Play..
(clap...clap...clap)

Raghu, I see that you often post somethin (mostly nonsense) here but you dont update ur personal blog at all (especially after u have gone to UK)..I get the gist !! So U r not a lonely soul anymore!!!!

Nope, it is not like that.. I dont have lap top with me to login into blog and update. From office I am not supposed to do that. but for simaboyz i have made a setting (When I am in India) such that I can mail to simaboyz to post some Junk to the blog, it was not done for my blog.......

FYI.... I am still a lonely soul....

Karthik, Keep it up.. that is an Ultimate clip. We(Our room mates) watched Sudesi. We all should not miss that film... Its a full length comedy movie... Its funny like Narasimsh.. Mainly that seen.. My gosh, a steel rod will bend like a watch when a bad guy hits our captain.. Its really awesome.. He he

Tamil Cinema

I found this on the net.. Extraordinary stuff... We should all be proud that we were able to witness the best in world cinema... Here are a few scenes...

First Captain AKA Vijaykanth:



I was not able to embedd the video on this post for the next two entertainments, so please take the pleasure of clicking the links and witnessing the one and only Karadi AKA TR

TR 1

TR 2

Enjoy!!!