SimaBoyz: January 2006

1. Singathe konja mudiyathu.......... Sivajiya minja mudiyathu..........
2. Kanna...... Aalu rounda irundha podhathu......... Aatathula all rounderairrukkanum.............
3. Amidhikku babaji.......... Adidhdikku Sivaji..........
4. Phone adicha ringu....... Indha Sivaji adicha Sangu........

Punch Bala - here u go..ur thalaivar's dialogues from Shivaji!!!

Punch Bala.....How r u...r u 'Punchin' anyone at Infosys...Let me know...if not,you need to explain,why not...How r ur neighbourhood nurses doin....I miss Mahalakshmi street and ur neighbours...Howz RSS Srivatsan...is he still the torch-bearer of Indian Culture...Pls convey my regds to him...Kishan,are u watchin australian Open..ur friend - Sani 'arrogant biatch' Mirza won the first round...Don't be a Kula Drogi by adoring her...u wud be thrown out of the Iyengar's association in a second...I won't 'kalasify' my pal seena bana..Raghu,man...Are u in Jail or in the UK....Dont forget us once u land there..we r bloody desis and now u r a freakin Brit in the 'Bhale Bhale' land!!!!

GR..I need some clarifications now with this transcripts..

Were u drunk when you posted this.(I was when I was reading this and I did'nt understand it at all!)
To me,it's like a real life incident of one of the Sima's....Do u think too..

Third,I am drinking my 7th beer and I'm missing you...Don't get lost when I am in India next time!

With Luv
Ritesh

Idhu than Vaazhkai!!!

The Following Transcript is a real life incident - if someone feels intimidated the author is apolegetic.

Year 2005
He and She are engaged. Both are working in Bangalore, while their parents are at Chennai. They are going by the same train to Chennai. Incidentally, the first time they are traveling together
Time 10:00 PM
She: Ivlo seekram station vandaachu. Naan usual aa 10.45 train kku, 10.30 kku dhaan varuven
He: Naan direct aa cantonment la dhaan eruven
She: He he
He: Seri adha vidu. Water bottle vaangindu varen
She: Seri
He comes back in 2 minutes, catching his breath
She: Yaen ippadi odi vare? Porumaya varalaam la?
He: Illai ma. Nee thaniya irukke illa. Adhaan
She: Ayye. Idhaan first time naan yaar koodayavadhu poren. Usually naan thaniya dhaan varuven
He: Hmmmm
She: Seri train la yeralaam vaa
They get into the train
She: Side upper, side lower aa book panne?
He: Aaamam. So that we can talk for sometime. Matha berth la yerina udane ellarum thoongiduvaanga
She: Adhuvum seri dhaan
Train starts
She: Adutha varusham, idhe neram we will be going to Chennai for our first pongal after marriage
He holds She's hand tightly, and gives her one Cadburys temptation chocolate
She: So sweet.
She splits the chocolate into smaller bits, and feeds he the first bit
He: You know what? Naan nenachi kooda paakale. That I will fall head over heels for someone.
She: Same here da
By this time, almost all passengers are asleep. And someone tells He to talk slowly since he is too loud
He: vaa. Door kitta polaam
He and she are the door. He opens the door, and they sit at the steps
She: Yappa. Kulurarudhu.
He puts his hand over she's shoulder. After some sweet nothings for some 1 hr, they get in and sleep(Ofcourse at their respective berths)

Year 2006
He and She are married for 9 months by now
He and she get into the train.
She: Endha berth?
He: Rendume upper berth. No disturbance
She: Hmmmm
He: Seri. Thanni bottle kodu
She: Station la vaangikalaam nu kelambachaye sonnen la
He: Munnadiye solla vendiyadhu dhaane! Ippo paar train kelamba innum 5 nimisham dhaan irukku
She: masa masa nnu pesinda irundha andha 5 nimisham kooda irukaadhu
He: cha!
He runs and gets the water bottle, just when the train starts
She yawns and says
She: Seri. Naan thoonga poren.
He: Ok
After the TTR checks the tickets, he also gets into his berth and tries to sleep. He is not able to sleep after a while, due to some conversation happening below.
He turns towards the couple in the side-upper and side-lower berth
He: Excuse me. If you don't mind, konjam medhuva pesareengaLa. We all are sleeping here!
The side-upper & side lower couple walk towards the door ................................

Thanks for the wishes,guys!!! did'nt do nothin much for my 67th b'day!! time to retire...Punch Bala rocks...guess Vijay you shud create a alter ego and become a Radio Mirchi DJ...you can make money...or else I guess everyone of us should resign our freaking IT jobs and just start a station called 'SimaBoyz radio'..This concept will work wonders...Sampu,return after Scottish degree and use your 'finance' brains to bring in venture capital and to be the CFO of this station!
Raghu - - sad to hear your story..Recently I read one of Oscar Wilde's quotes - 'I can resist everything in this world except temptation'..was just thinking about you...If u do this in Jet Airways..Imagine what you would in British Airways and in Nottingham(but there you will be encouraged not arrested)..Keep it going...Make sure that gals are part of your life and not your life...thats my advice!!!

Simaboyz

Raghu innuma Police custodyla irukka? Jameen Erpadu pannanuma - oh sorry, Jail la internet connection irukkadhu illa, Eppo velila variyo appo idha padi, Unakkaga unnoda uyir nanban enna venumnalum pannuvannu unakku purium. Varta!

Hi Guys,
This post was actually a comment by Raghu's friend Lakshmi. Thought should hog the limelight.

PS( Fun Intended)Latest breaking News:The suspect was caught and thoroughly interrogated by the police . Suspect seems to have repeatedly sayin the following words.. Delhi..Gilma..Gulphi..Delphi etc etc which has further confused the police and police have escalated the issue to CBI thinking of involvement of hi-tech cyber criminals in this case.PS Note: The rhyming word Delphi for Gulphi is a programmin language in IT world and police suspect the criminals have come to take a special trg.
Raghu,ithu Thevaya...
Srinath.. Keep it up..

Hi Tikku,
Wishin U a belated birthday wishes,

Luv
Raghuram

Guys,
Hope the police catch the "Gurgaon" culprit before he "escapes" to UK.
Tikku,
Heres wishing you on behalf of the Sim guys, belated B'Day greetings (Jan 14th). Hope you have a great year ahead.

Dei Seena(Srinath-Frost), Raghuve ne kalaasade Veena,

Unna naan Watch pannikittuiruiken Keena,

Appuram unakku Kadaikaadhu Kaana,

Nee sinna paiiyaan, Oramaa vittu paaru Bana,

Ellaarum Nalla keetukaanga, Neenga evvalavu periya Dance Masteraa irundhaalum Unga Saavukku ungalaale dance aada mudiyaadhu...

Varthaa .. Ippadikku Punchu Bala..

Suspected Molester Traced to Gurgaon

Gurgaon, Friday Jan 13.

The Haryana Police Spokesman Mr.K.S. Singhvi said today that the suspect to the last Monday's Jetairways Airhostess Molestation case has been traced back to Gurgaon on the outskirts of Delhi. The Police had been tipped-off by a Rickshaw puller name Ganja Ram and also identified the suspect when the photo was shown to him. Ganja Ram grew suspicious when the suspect Raghuram who also known by various other names such as Suresh and Guga - came to him and inquired in Broken Hindi "Mujhe achi Choot chahiye - le chalo". The suspect was in an inebriated condition and he was accompanied by another guy whom the Rickshawala was unable to identify. The Police have sounded a Red alert in and around Gurgaon and anyone having clues or information abt. the suspect could call the Haryana Police Hotline -999-999-999.

Seena Baba..Belated happy returns of the day(by indian timings)..what did you do...celebrated it with babes from bangalore....
May Baba's wisdom grow and bless the group in this yr!

Meendum oru Punch Dialog... ;-)

arisi kotina vaera arisi vangalam

pal kotina vaera pal vangalam

aaanathael kotina vaera thael vanga mudiyadhu….

Idhuthaan vazhkai....

Vartaa?

Punch Bala

Simaboyz
Dai Ennangada Solreenga??? Vijay Family man avaporana? Dai ennangada nadakkudhu? Kadaisi pottila porathile ivalo advantagea? Machi naanum inimel kadaisi pottiliye porenda - anaa inga madrasla kadaisi potti ladies compartment aache!!! Atleast Sampath irunda kooda avan kooda adjust panni poidalam ;-). Dai enakku thalai ellam suthudu yaarachum oru soda venam - Beer kudungappa!!!

'Adhu thane Prechanaiye..kadaisi petty kadaisiya ponathale Punch Bala Family bala agga poraan'..Family Bala anna pinne Punch dialogue varuma illa balave punch ayidhuvana...idhuthan kelvi kuri'...Parpon viraivil!!!hahahahah..

Punch Balavin punch dialog ;-)

“Train evlo vegama ponalum,kadaisi petty kadaisiyadhan pogum…”

Raghu/Seena Bana - Nice to hear that you guys had a ball for the New year..The piks were very good....Good to see Ragu back into the groove with the hukkah..Seena,why have'nt u retained your rock n roll hairstyle for the new year....Gals would have swarmed you for some rocker...You made a mistake by trimming you hair.....Don't even mention about SJ Suriyah..He's the worst ever G** MF I have ever seen/heard..can't stand seeing him..leave alone see him act/sing/dance....he shud be left alone in a room with elton john and G.Michael...Me,just got drunk for the new year!!!..nothin much...Back to this fuc'in routine....Cheersssss

Raghu,
Thanx for posting the pics (debut pics with raghu's new digicam gifted by his dad)
Simaguyz,
It was indeed a great evening made particularly non-erasable by the greatest "serious" comedian, S.J.Surya. I will try to explain what Raghu didnt venture into. We were just winding up a great day around midnight, welcoming the new year on a very busy(infact jammed) Besant Nagar main road. We were waiting for the traffic to move. Traffic on the opposite direction was moving albeit slowly. Suddenly there was huge noise and something very unsual was coming in the opposite direction. A car was coming and it was like the car had smashed into a group of guys and was dragging them along..No, it was actually some guys doing reverse jogging right in front of the car. And when it approached us, we noticed with some bewilderement that a guy was lying flat on the bonnet almost like a lizard stuck to the windshield. I could hardly fathom what was going on when somebody inside the car shouted "Dei SJ. Surya mams!!". Here was an actor who risked venturing into Besant Nagar beach road on New year's eve !! When the group of "reverse joggers" reached the critical limit, the car could not move and Surya came to a halt that he hardly wanted. Then a guy waved to some people on the side of the road screaming "Vangadaa!!!!". Before we knew what was going on, a huge group of "hardly humans" swarmed on the poor car. I could only imagine Surya doing that wonderful solo bit from Anbe Aruyire ! He had made our day!
Wishing you all a smashin New Year!!

New Year Bashhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi Guys,
Wishing you a very happy new year 2006. Hoping to get more good news from our group.

It was a gr8 and memorable new year eve to some of our Simaboyz here in chennai. njoyed new year eve like never before. Myself, Seena, Sriram and Olli had a gr8 time in cafe Mocha. Gr8 place to hang out, Hope this will be our favorite hang out place in future ;-) . We had a lovely experience of njoying hukha with lot of chiks around ;-) , that was gr8 and we njoyed it. Then to Besa, Planet Yum for dinner. njoyed new year (12 AM) with Chennai crowd (Besa). police men were very co-operative, U know our Seena got a greeting card from a Police, he was feelin very happy that time. We njoyed a live comedy from our gr8 hero, SJ Soorya(This cannot be explained here. Surukkama sollaponaa, avanaparthaale comediyaa irundhaadhu) .