UIaa varum oli kadhir...

Warning: Not for weak of hearts, babies, pregnant women.


I think many of you know what the above symbol means... Remember the old days??? Anyways lets get to the post:


These are their original sizes, not joomed.



Gabtan: Enaku 72 dosai podhum. Michatha tamil naatu makkaluku kuduthudu.
Wife: Podango, comedya control pannunga... namma pasanga saptale podhum.. tamilnadu + nellore rice field empty aayidum..

2nd pic: Gabtan: Very jimple, amiki nadandha podhum we will bend the earth.



Manidhar unarndhukolla idhu manidhar kaadhal alla....
Gabtain: You Dog, what are you doing inside my lungi?
Dog: Dead!


Do not mistake the pic below. Gabtan doesnt know to read or write. He is just seeing middle page of velli malar.

Gabtan in Tux.

Even the dog couldn't figure out what Gabtan is doing with the bat.

Bangalore - A new interpretation

Since Karthik has brought this up in his post - I feel a need to explain to you folks the reason behind my name for bangalore - 'Bang-A-Whore'.

I have read reports that politicians in Bangalore are demanding that bangalore's name be changed as 'Bangaluru' since Madras,Bombay and Calcutta has gone back to it's roots for a name change.

So,One night..When I was sitting with my scotch (on the rocks- 4th round to be specific) , this came to my mind..What name would fit bangalore to the core...Bangaluru sounds so gross..Old fashioned that it might drive all the MNC's/Silicon valley investors outta there..Suddenly, people across the globe find it hard to pronounce..it does'nt strike the right chord

So,was born - 'Bang-a-Whore'...which will appropriately fit all norms and make bangalore an even more popular destination globally..Bangaloreans have been liberal,open-minded for decades , just as me...Now don't get me wrong..I am proud to say that I am a '100% liberal' who does'nt discriminate against any race,sex,b-sex,etc...I have many outrageous views which cuts right opposite my born orthodox religious background...I converted long back..well,WTF..I never was conservative...Someone recently asked me whether I was from India..I said,no,I am from Akand Bharat!

Now coming back to the name,When I used to be in school,I was basically a fat Kid..I had these friends who used to goto bangalore on the weekends while I sat on my ass watching TV with Potato chips and saw it grow twice the same day.These guys used to travel from Chennai to Bangalore with their gal friends..I was anxious and asked a friend...Why do u need to travel from Chennai to Bangalore to have s** with someone whose with you..Their reply was that it fits the 'bangalore climate' well..Chennai is too boring of a place to 'do someone'..Also,it seems like you have 'more open choices' in there..like..if you are walking down some pub down there..u have things like 'do it on-the-go'...Chennai was too conservative then..for such adventures although now it has caught up very well..

So ..'Bang-a-whore' sends the right message...given it's liberal background,for the business climate in bangalore to grow..to make it a more popular destination globally..people can relate this new name to the old name...More call centers will pop up..it can provide strippers(noble souls as I call them) more employment opportunities...

So,Please spread the word...I can't find a drug for cancer/HIV and solve poverty around the globe but I would like to contribute to such healthy discussions/views on people issues...Tommorow,if this new name becomes popular..just that,we shud all be proud...that it was copy righted by me..at the same time..if someone throws their sandals at me..I am willing to catch them and throw it back at that MF***..Peace!

My Thozhan B-Ram and Mani

I would like to express a few disappointments with the moderator raghuram..i think he is being prejudistic..

First: not giving write access to b-ram my thozhan... if b-ram starts writing in this blog, our blog will be swamped with girls .. so more visitors more good for the blog.. his array of girl friends from various geographic locations like Trichy, Erode, Mayavaram, Hyderabaadu, Bangalore (bang-a-whore as tikku calls it), Chennai, Koovalam, Saithaan thopu etc etc will make our blog popper oops popular... something like 'E' on '_'

Second: having only 2 clocks in this blog -> UK clock and India Clock.. Though I don’t know who comes to this blog for mani parka.. I demand a US clock so that I can login when ever I want to know the time..

Dragon, Carry on gud work!

Raghu, Here I am..
Karthik, Your posts are reveletions. I am sure our Captain is not aware of the supreme antics of his competitor across the border. He should be alarmed.
Raghu,
Also, Bharatram was saying he doest not have rights to post. Can you provide him that?

Speechless...

Please watch it with volume... I couldn't talk for 5 mins after seeing this video...

Guys, Check for the flash news. It is updated.. ;-)

Seems that our blog is going gr8. Karthik's posts are ultimate ones.

No updates from Mottai. Any news? Very few posting from Seena bana. Seena, If U dont have time U can do a setting such a way that, u can mail from ur email id. It will post for U. Loginto simaboyz blogger and check how to do that. (It is in Settings tab --> Email link). I am doin like that only. u can also try and help out vj in setting t hat. Hope he will not have time to spend for simaboyz .. ;-)

I have included couple of items in our blog one is a clock and clustr map. It just generates reports like from where our blogs are viewed.. It will start workin from tomorrow.

Captain at its best...

Defy Electricity, Wanna know how? Approach Captain:

This only happens in Southern Cinema

First our one and only Captain:








Next is our BalaKrishna: (Please wait for the gif to fully load and enjoy the fun)





This one is remarkable ... he disables a bomb using 2 empty bullet shells using, guess wat, his bare mouth..






Next is Telugu Supreme Star Chiru:

Bush - Too Good!!!

The first photo was taken when the Chinese president went to US.















B.The second photo was taken when Bush went to China.

Boots campus

With my team mate Mohan

With my friend Perumal



Boots Head quaters

Sudesi in UK??

Raggggsss...Whttt..u watched Sudesi in Nottingham??Was it in English(renamed as 'Cyber Pig') or in Tamil...if the Interior Ministry knows this..they will cancel your visa and pack you off...Keep vigil...I don't care about your damn soul but rememeber the rhymes they thought us in Nursery..Somethings kept idle might come back to hurt you in future..

Friends Friends Go Away
Come Again Another Day
All the strippers come right away
Little Johnny Wants to Play..
(clap...clap...clap)

Raghu, I see that you often post somethin (mostly nonsense) here but you dont update ur personal blog at all (especially after u have gone to UK)..I get the gist !! So U r not a lonely soul anymore!!!!

Nope, it is not like that.. I dont have lap top with me to login into blog and update. From office I am not supposed to do that. but for simaboyz i have made a setting (When I am in India) such that I can mail to simaboyz to post some Junk to the blog, it was not done for my blog.......

FYI.... I am still a lonely soul....

Karthik, Keep it up.. that is an Ultimate clip. We(Our room mates) watched Sudesi. We all should not miss that film... Its a full length comedy movie... Its funny like Narasimsh.. Mainly that seen.. My gosh, a steel rod will bend like a watch when a bad guy hits our captain.. Its really awesome.. He he

Tamil Cinema

I found this on the net.. Extraordinary stuff... We should all be proud that we were able to witness the best in world cinema... Here are a few scenes...

First Captain AKA Vijaykanth:



I was not able to embedd the video on this post for the next two entertainments, so please take the pleasure of clicking the links and witnessing the one and only Karadi AKA TR

TR 1

TR 2

Enjoy!!!

Konar Guide needed

Man, this is getting too technical for math laymen like me!! Tikku & Dragon, please contact, diamond guide publishers or S.Chand and company or our very own, great guide writer, PSK to simplify this complex integral calcu"sex" and spoon feed guys like me.
Raghu, I see that you often post somethin (mostly nonsense) here but you dont update ur personal blog at all (especially after u have gone to UK)..I get the gist !! So U r not a lonely soul anymore!!!!

Nice to see the blog with nice contents...... Karthik keep up the blog up and running. Seena bana, I often check ur comments on the blog but also post something ... Atleast ur Patent thirukural.... ;-)

Modified Formula

Here is the original formula proposed by Prof. Tikku AKA Slim Shady

Love at first sight (a.k.a) Lust at first sight
= [(Length of the Stick * Radius of the tip) + No of minutes of the effective state under observation]/No. of sightings of your "pure love".

I think we have to add the following factor:

Sightu = A,
No. of sightings of "pure love" represented as B.

(See image below)..

so if B tends to infinity, the boy looses interest and looks for other A's

May be one of you should do an iterative experiment based on the following formula

Definition - Pls see below

Love at first sight (a.k.a) Lust at first sight
= [(Length of the Stick * Radius of the tip) + No of minutes of the effective state under observation]/No. of sightings of your "pure love".

P.S : As every findings of any scientists,I know that my above formula will be debated/challenged in this esteemed forum full of scientists.I am open to all kind of debates and would appreciate if someone could come up with subsequent versions of this formula since this is going to be useful for the scientific community as a whole in future

What is Love at First Sight...

Many people have asked me "What is love at first sight"...
Here is my theory: Partha odane gabaalnu ezhudhiduchu, I meant my manasula kaadhal...

Ritesh has asked me to censor my speech in this groups as lots of "elders" read this blog..

Please share your theory? I know many of you would have fallen in Love on the first sight... This is in regards to my earlier post - "My Love" featuring Saindhavi...

~K

My Love

Hi All,

I have decided to fall in love with Saindhavi. I know lot of people in this group will jump in jealosy but I just can't give up my love for her.

I first heard her voice in SUN TV pongalo pongal program. She featured in a program called "Pattikaada Pattanama" (she is the pattanam part of it). Her voice is amazing but she is little short, which I think will be favorable in certain circumstances (I hope everyone understand what that means).

If any of you don't know who saindhavi is, check this page saindhavi's web.

Her page is not up2date, she is in 2nd yr college now so all you child molesters out there, don't get excited when you see XIIth std in the webpage.

I want you all to wish me good luck and if any of you directly or indirectly know Saindhavi please come forward and introduced me to her, your help will be appreciated as Cash/MoneyOrder/Free Dosa, Medhu vada/1 copy of latest Maa-TV Volume 1-10 copy => Which ever you prefer.

Thanks
~K

Punch 'O' Punch

The Bossssssssssssssssssssssss

Missin Madaras

The pic was taken in Nottingham Forest.

Missing Madras, Masaladosai, Saravana bhavan Parotta, And Madras Coffee. Keep updated me updated about happnings @ your end guys... Cheers