Konar Guide needed

Man, this is getting too technical for math laymen like me!! Tikku & Dragon, please contact, diamond guide publishers or S.Chand and company or our very own, great guide writer, PSK to simplify this complex integral calcu"sex" and spoon feed guys like me.
Raghu, I see that you often post somethin (mostly nonsense) here but you dont update ur personal blog at all (especially after u have gone to UK)..I get the gist !! So U r not a lonely soul anymore!!!!