Definition - Pls see below

Love at first sight (a.k.a) Lust at first sight
= [(Length of the Stick * Radius of the tip) + No of minutes of the effective state under observation]/No. of sightings of your "pure love".

P.S : As every findings of any scientists,I know that my above formula will be debated/challenged in this esteemed forum full of scientists.I am open to all kind of debates and would appreciate if someone could come up with subsequent versions of this formula since this is going to be useful for the scientific community as a whole in future