Happy New year greetings to Simaboyz..May the New year bring in peace,prosperity and more wildness to our group!!!!
I expect 2006 to be a year where several simaboyz are gonna break records and make news!

Cheers
Ritesh

Joke 1 - Two people go to a sex therapist and perform sexual acts infront of him and ask him whether it's done the right way..The therapist says that it's A-grade...Then they go back on the 2nd day..do it the same way..This happens on the 3rd,4th and 5th day..On the 6th day,the therapist is annoyed and he asks the couple..Whats wrong with you guys..The guy replies 'Doctor Sir,we can't go to her place since she is married,I can't go to my place since I am married,Hotels are very expensive..Since you charge 200Rs..we thought that it was economical and the best place to bang'!!!

Joke 2 - A cop catches a couple red handed having sex in the back of the car and taps the car glasses with his rifle..The guy opens the window..The cop asks 'What are you doing'..The guy replies 'You can see it right??'..The cop goes 'Nakkala'..The guy goes 'Illa sir,adhu innime than nadakannom'....

P.S - These jokes are dedicated to VijayaRaghavan and the Purush Foundation of T.Nagar

End of my vacation - - I feel lazy now to get back to work after returning from a month long vacation.could'nt spend enough time with simaboyz in Rp..I deeply apologize for that...partly coz of my throat infection and my hectic touring schedule..Srinath Gr - As usual,did'nt get to see you even this time around...seems like we need to meet at a global conference somewhere...

Now coming to the moot point - Sampu,these piks shocked the heck out of me -:) when I saw them on this site...I really don't know what these mean...Seena/Vijay,I urge you guys to keep these moments private and not post them public as these can have serious implications in your future married/public life..Bring these piks down from this forum before elton john, George michael and michael jackson wants to join this forum..

Bon Voyage Raghuram..Jai Raghu..Hopefully when you come back from London..u r transformed...Ppl will call you London Mapillai Raghu and your market value will soar up the chain!!! Have fun..Sampu..teach him all your UK trades

Hi, My name is Punch Bala.. enakku innoru perum vundu... adhuthaan Vijay arivuoli.....Namma blogla nalla arivuraigalaum punch dialog adikardhu dhaan en veelai....To start with .... scroll down and check my punch dialog....

Babaaaaaaaaaaah..... Bhoooooooooooooorrrrrrrrr.... Tippu Tippu Tippu Tippu, Tippu Kumari... Nalla seidi solla poren Tippuu Kumari...

Vartaaa... ippadikku
Punch Bala

Cell adichaa ringu...Indhaa Vj adichaa unakku sangu....

The Boss!!!!!!!!

Vijay, Saw our Thalaivar? Thalaivar vaazgha..... Hope he will finish this film with flying colors...

Hey Cricket Fanatics check out this link and listen to the conversation with your speakers volume full.

Ganguly Vs. Yohana

Tikku! Guess they would have been arrested by the Police during a raid in the hostel. Hope the information helps.

Yenda vekkama Illaya? Ivalo cheapana idathukka poveenga?

Atleast TVla kaatura maathiri arrest aana udane, moonjiya oru thundu pottu maraikka vendiyathu thane. Illane atleast andha Lady Constable kitterundhu ava Hand kerchief vaangi mooda vendiathu thane ;-)

Now what r these guys doin in front of the ladies hostel..I would leave it upto them to answer this question! - - Ritesh

Samp, thought that I will miss U... it is not true... Guys, watch out carefully.... Samp is walkin behin me.... nd I am feeling happy, after seeing him in vandaloor zoo ... ;-)

Kudi! Anaal andha Kudi Unnai Kudithuvidamal Paarthukkol !!!

Machis Our thalai is kalakkufying as usual...



By Tony Tharakan in Panaji
Tuesday, 29 November , 2005, 20:56
Panaji: If all goes well, Tamil superstar Rajnikant is all set to be part of a French film — or at least his kung-fu skills.
French filmmaker Alain Chabat wanted a small filler for a fight sequence in his comedy Rent a Wife which is slated for a 2006 release.
His eye fell on a martial arts sequence in Rajnikant’s Tamil film Muthu (1995) and he immediately decided to use it, a French official told PTI in Panaji on Tuesday.
"A ten-second kung-fu clip from Rajnikants film Muthu will be used in the movie which is currently under production," Etienne Dubaille, an official in Chabat’s Chezwam company said.
The film had already created waves when it was released in Japan in 1998 making the Tamil superstar a household name in the island nation.
Meanwhile, Chabat and supermodel Noemie Lenoir are expected to be here for the premiere of his French blockbuster Asterix and Obelix: Mission Cleopatra at the International Film Festival of India in Panaji on Friday.
However, Dubaille confirmed that Chabat would not be a part of the next film in the Asterix series, in which a special character has been reportedly created to include Bollywood superstar Aishwarya Rai.

After Chandramukhi, Rajini has accepted the offer to act in the Jayam fame ‘Editor’ Mohan’s movie. As Rajini usually plan’s around only three movies a year, many kollywood directors are striving to get a suitable story for him, so that they may get a chance to do their film with the Super Star.The first among these directors’ is director cum actor S J Surya, who is already ready with a suitable story, exclusively tailor made for the Super Star. The story has been named 20-40-60 by S J Surya.According to the story line, Rajini stars in triple roles and pairs along two heroines in the film. The story line for the film is also said to move along in a rapid pace such as Rajini’s previous ventures like Muthu and Basha.
As the script for the story is also ready at hand, Surya is looking forward for an appointment with the Super Star.

Tikku! Let's take it one at a time. Thanks for banning RP as one of the possible venue. No need to rush through our memories, we would relieve it step by step at Le Royal, Park and later Chola. Raghu likes it that way ;-)

By the way Sampu why are you jealous of all a sudden? Don't worry pal, we will make it big when you come over here next year. We will post pics of the get together here on the blog, and you can enjoy that. I don't like critics who just say things coz. they are not able to do it. Thaanum Padukka Maataan Thalliyum Padukka Maataan!

Vijay,

Good news that you r here for the next 3 weeks..For your kinda information..I don't drink in low class places like RP...Let's goto Chola or Park or Le Meridien...I would take the tab...We should relive the old moments!!!!
RP is banned as far as I am concerned...Last time when I went there..I saw some lungi guys smoking on my face....I need some privacy when I drink...hahaha

-- Ritesh

Dei Sampu,
We can post anything we think/Or we like to (Should be decent ones) post... This is also one of the purpose for creating a blog....
Iruda mavane.. usefulla thaane keetaa indhaa vachikka... ;-)

public-key encryption
A cryptographic system that uses two keys -- a public key known to everyone and a private or secret key known only to the recipient of the message. When John wants to send a secure message to Jane, he uses Jane's public key to encrypt the message. Jane then uses her private key to decrypt it.
An important element to the public key system is that the public and private keys are related in such a way that only the public key can be used to encrypt messages and only the corresponding private key can be used to decrypt them. Moreover, it is virtually impossible to deduce the private key if you know the public key.
Public-key systems, such as Pretty Good Privacy (PGP), are becoming popular for transmitting information via the Internet. They are extremely secure and relatively simple to use. The only difficulty with public-key systems is that you need to know the recipient's public key to encrypt a message for him or her. What's needed, therefore, is a global registry of public keys, which is one of the promises of the new LDAP technology.
Public key cryptography was invented in 1976 by Whitfield Diffie and Martin Hellman. For this reason, it is sometime called Diffie-Hellman encryption. It is also called asymmetric encryption because it uses two keys instead of one key (symmetric encryption).


Njoy...

Machan, ennada Peria Teddy Bear, Ekkada Choodu!!!!!!!! Mana Teddy Bear!!!

I heard that Vijaykanth took Oracle training from Infosys for his role in Sudesi..From what I have seen from my client site here,I am sure that he wud code/test better than the Infoscions..

Srinath...am all set for my trip at the end of this week..Seena baba/Vijay..r u guyz planning to be in chennai any weekend...I am going to bombay from dec'9'- 18..Hope we can meet for dinner one evening...njoy and re-live our golden moments from the past....

Lovely Teddy Bears ... Don't Miss the Last one











dei......dandanakkaa
nine'kku apparam tenuu
tea kadayila irukku bunuu
ATM la podanum PINuuu
look at the last one..uuuu
else ull miss the funuu

Eh Vartaa...
dei....dandanakkaa

Jai Vijayganth!!!
Dear fellow Simaboyzians..
Atlast created an id (thanks to ranganathan street priyan)
Nice to have a blog of/for our own..lemme signout with a kural

Thaan vittu thanakku nara:
naarume maatraan vitta kusu!

Expect more!

Captain Going Hi-Tech!!!

Who Said our Captain Puratchi Kalaignar Vijaykanth is only suitable for rusty village based roles, or an angry police officer - now he has proved he can perform hi-tech roles too! In his coming flick Sudesi- the captain is a Sofware Engineer - Save all those who write Malicious scripts or codes, and those building trojans and viruses, the captain is going to strip them in a cyber war.

Knock! Knock! Anyone there???? Four days since the last posting - think the group is losing interest. Raghu are you still Sober? Seena still grieving over his lost mobile? Vijay should be busy interviewing chicks for his new undersecretary position! And Tikku u can spare sometime on the blog while packing ur stuff for the home coming, Samp is busy with his assignments. And if I missed anyone on the block, come on!!! You never showed up here! Make sure you keep the ticker ticking.

May be he should have used itchguard or Zalim lotion or the Government of AP does'nt pay him enough for his Laundry, to enable him wash his underwear regularly.

What a keen sense of observation..I always appreciate/applaud that.Are you gonna send this to 'THE HINDU'...Krishna,Lesson 1 - Fundamentals - Whats that, which stands out and catches your eye in the below pic..

Ipidi Iruntha Yepidi Andhra urupudum!!

Krishna Idhan niyum vara vara romba tennis Pakaraiya

Samcruise!!

Had a chance to watch the last cricket match - India (vs) Sri Lanka...was entertaining although it sucked that I had to stay awake throughout the nite to watch the full game...got my money's worth,watching Mahinder Dhoni's innings..Dhoni resembles a 'Dhobi' the way he bats..No class whatsover, but it does'nt matter until he keeps slogging the ball and helps India keep winning....
Was heart-warming to see India give the lankans an ass whooping,6-1 in the 7-game series..When I played cricket this summer in the Chicago midwest league ,there was this Lankan guy whom I played against,who was running his mouth(India was playin miserably when they toured SL at that point of time)making comments like - 'Sachin should retire!','India can win only against Bangladesh','Sehwag is a slogger'....I had no idea that these guys had the so-called 'expertise' and 'vision' to comment on the state and affairs of indian cricket..I have a close friend in Australia who plays club cricket there and he tells me often that his Lankan cricket mates have lots of 'idiotic' assessment and views on Indian cricket...This 6-1 whooping should shut their mouth's for sometime now..
Actually,I feel that with Sanath Jayasuriya out,the downslide years/demise for the lankan cricket have begun..they will soon be back to their 'minnion' years!!! The series against the South Africans starting next week should be interesting..I would be surprised if India can win that series too!
Sourav Ganguly can go back to Nagma full-time now although I would like him to come back to the team as player,perform well and make a graceful exit since he deserves one for his contributions to the Indian cricket in the past..

Ya srinath, Many say that Beer and wine is good for health..

Visit
http://www.milksucks.com/beersurvey.asp
http://www.edc.org/hec/drughied/1656.html

Beer better than wine for the figure?

Beer has the undeserved reputation of being a drink that makes you fat. The real culprit, however, is rather the beer-drinkers' lifestyle and the fatty snacks that often accompany a night out. This position is the central point of a campaign with which the British Beer and Pub Association (BBPA) intends to convince women to make the change from wine to beer. (Visit: http://www.bierengezondheid.be/index_eng.jsp?Page=Doc1944&Doc=alc_en_lichaam)

To know about History of beer

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Beer and medicine, a long history

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To know everything about BEER...

Just check this link: http://www.bierengezondheid.be/index_eng.jsp?Page=actueel&Doc=actueel

WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN MILK The scientific evidence is conclusive: Beer in moderation is good for you, while even one glass of milk supports animal abuse and harms your health," says PETA's Director of Vegan Outreach Bruce Friedrich. "You can drink beer responsibly, but the same can't be said of milk."

United States Department of Agriculture Nutritional Data for Milk and Beer










Soooo????? All RP Fans get over this Weekend!!!

Raghu should I remind you to post my picture on the Sri Bashyam Blog too? The first half is for Simaboyz and the second for Sri Bashyam.

Sorry Guyz!!! Raghu Screwed it up!!!! Not to say - Again!

My Homies(Vijay,did'nt say Homo's...)..
I would be down there in Chennai from Nov end - Dec end..All should find time one evening to chill at the Park Sheraton Bar....and share our old memories/miseries...
Also,I wanna hear personally this time about each one's personal lives...their lady loves...I have read abt 'Lust at first sight' other than 'love at first sight'...but I would be more than happy to hear about e'one's romantic encounters and give a take on it..
Raghu,thought abt it..and pasting things from my blog would make this too personal and crowded...so whoever wants to read my shit..they can goto bitemeslimshady.blogspot.com...The blogs can become more interesting when I have had a drink or two...
Anythin 'hot' in Chennai....Raghu,r u still bangin old ladies in ranganathan street...Also, dont open up this blog to ur parents/ppl whom u respect....things can get nasty sometimes

Ritesh

Time to fly again... (From Tikku's blog, pasted by Raghu.....)

It's a cold sunday morning and it's time to fly again today evening...When everyone thinks of Sunday, the terms - 'Fun','Chill','Mahabarat','Ramayan', Beers' ,comes to mind...but for me , it's 'dirty laundry','time to fly','flight delays' and 'oh sh**,there'a 400 pound woman taking my airplane seat along with hers'!!!
Wonderful...Wonderful life...Just loving it....$$$$$$$$ matter and no sh** atleast for now..Hung out with a couple of my 'Kirikeet' mates on friday..was dissin all the umpires who made us lose the last season..Doc. made my life easier by suggesting something for my fawked up throat...

Tikku Also pls paste the same stuff from slimshady...... So that our guys will c and njoy...... ;-)

My Homies..I am in...Cannnnnnnn u digggggggg itttttttt......

Rajinikanth- The superstar.

Rajnikanth was born to Shivaji Rao Gaekwad on December 12, 1949 in Karnataka. He grew up to become a bus conductor during which time he reportedly caught the fancy of the bus travellers with his mannerisms and style of issuing tickets and blowing the whistle and so on. Looking to become an actor, he moved to Madras and joined the film institute. It was here that he caught the eye of K.Balachander, a director known for introducing talented, new faces into the tamil film industry. K.Balachander gave him a small role - as the no-good husband of Srividya - in Aboorva Raagangal and the rest, as they say, is history. Rajnikanth soon graduated to playing villains and his style, swagger and casually unique brand of villainy vowed the movie-going public. Be it the sadistic husband of Sujatha in Avargal or the wolf in sheep's clothing in Moondru Mudichu or the lust-filled village rowdy in Bharathiraja's 16 Vayadhinile, Rajnikanth was the villain the people loved to hate. From here, it was a small step for Rajni, playing the anti-hero and finally, the hero in Bhairavi.

Visit: http://www.rajinikanth.com/

njoy

Rajini Fans....

Hi Subbu, Whats the story behind this pic? Please throw some light.....

Cheers

Raghuram