| This is a MUST SEE video for anyone interested in the immigration debate, whether you are a citizen, an illegal alien or a Congressman. This clip from the longer video, Immigration by the Numbers, features Roy Beck demonstrating the catastrophe of the huge numbers of both legal and illegal immigration by Third World people into the modern nations. He uses standard statistics and simple gumballs to show this disaster in the making. | |
Hey There, Welcome ! We are Simaboyz!! Boyz from the notorious T.Nagar, Chennai.. All born and brought up breathin in the crowds, temples, Vailankanni school, Ranganathan street, Pondy bazar, theatres, RP, cricket (gully especially), Natesan park etc.... We owe allegiance to different thalaivers (Kamal and Rajani) but we derive our title from the legendary, the one and only Captain VijayGanth.
Monday, December 25, 2006
Immigration Gumballs
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Pnch Bala back again... with a punch dialogue.. ;-)
Kannaah... Nee koilukku ponaa, kummuduve Saamy.....Aanaa inimel theaterukku ponaal Nee paarkanum Veeraasaamy..
Indha punch dialoguea keettu nee ahzhuvaadhe Vemmi
Vartaaaah?
Punch Bala
Pongalaai pongi varugirarVeeraasaamy ;-)

Hey guys... We all should watch this comedy movie......... Dont miss it... ;-)
Dei.... Namma TR padam release agardhu romba kammi...
Ippo release panna poraaru VeeraSaamy...
Ellaam adingada Gummi...
Matha padam ellaam veryum dummy...
Saturday, October 07, 2006
Sunday, October 01, 2006
Saturday, September 30, 2006
Sunday, September 17, 2006
Lynne and Tessa Wannabe
| Nice one guyz................. | |
Thursday, August 24, 2006
Filter Kaapi
Thayir Sadham
Masala Vada
Grand Sweets & Snacks
Krishna Sweets
Shakes & Creams
Ambika Aplam Depot
Saravana Bhavan Sambar Vadai
Ratna Cafe Idly Sambar
Adyar Aavin Parlour
Woodlands
And More …
Mount Road
Spencer Plaza
Central Station
Satyam Theatre
Anna Flyover
Ranganathan Street
Chepauk Stadium
Burma Bazaar
Ritchie Street
Pondy Bazaar
Adyar Bridge
Gandhi Statue
And More …
Ayyapan Temple
Kapaleeshwar Temple
Santhome Church
Anjeneyar Temple @ Nanganallur
Vadapalani Murugan Temple
Madhya Kailash
Ananda Padmanabhaswamy Temple
Sai Baba Temple @ ECR
And More …
MGM
Vandalur Zoo
Egmore Museum
Mount Road Darga
ECR
Flyover Trains
Guindy Race Course
Valluvar Kottam
Mahabalipuram
AVM Studio
And More …
Chennai Tamil ;)
PTC
Hot Hotter Hottest May Masam
And More …
SuperStar IStyle
Kamal's Acting
Vijay's Dance
Maddy 's Smile
Surya’s Stud
Vikram’s Grace
Illayaraja
A.R.Rahman
ManiRathnam Movies
And More …
The HINDU (FRIDAY FEATURES :) )
EGA Theatre
Pani Puri @ Gangotri
Landmark @ Nungambakkam
Movie Posters
Fruit Shops
Koyambedu Bus Stand
RoadSide Book Shops
And of course …
Marina Beach
Elliots Beach
Thiruvanmiyur Beach
Beach Cricket
Mayajaal
Prathna Beach in Drive
More …
Software Companies @ Old Mahabalipuram Road
Tidal Park
Call Centers
And to add some more …
Loyola
Ethiraj
Stella Maris
MCC
WCC
DG
MOP
Did I Leave Something ????
Who can cover EVERYTHING that our Great Chennai Can offer !!!!
The List Goes On ...
All these is wat it takes to make it
MY CHENNAI
Rather …
NAMMA CHENNAI
A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO
CHENNAI !!!
PHI PHI PHI ...
NOTHING TO BEAT IT ;) !!!!!!!!!
Sorgamae endralum adu engoora pola varuma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, August 20, 2006
Atleast now u post something in our blog da Machiiiiiiiiii.........
Yup I still like Kumble. He is a Legend. He may be included in world cp sqad... . ;-)
I am trying to reach Vijay for the past 3 to 4 weeks... but could not suceed... his mobile is always busy....
Vj r u there?
Saturday, August 19, 2006
Is anyone here???
Raghu still seems to be in Love with Kumble even after leaving India for UK..You are probably the one who still remembers him...every cricket fan in India must have retired him 5 yrs back...
We all knew someone by the name - Vijayaraghavan..the last thing I heard from him was that he was married...I mean I did expect NOT to hear from him since he was marrried but not this long...Have u been hijacked and held hostage by your wife..don't say yes...don't say that you are one of those regular ones who had lost their freedom of expression...u know what i mean,hahaha...Can you please enlighten us into anything new...
Sampu - you should write your experiences in this blog...
The first one should be titled - Sampu in Scotland - will contain all lewd details about Spanish and Brazilain chicks working in the grocery store in Scotland..
The next one will be titled 'The path from Scotland to Kancheepuram' which will contain details about ur retirement life...
Thursday, August 03, 2006
Kumble back on the selectors' radar?
Experience could be a priceless commodity in Champions Trophy
Kirmani feels Kumble can lift the morale of the side
Indian attack should revolve around the champion spinner: Srinath
Chennai: The National selectors, on August 9, will shortlist 30 cricketers for the ICC Champions Trophy. And the selection of the probables holds much significance.
Given that Team India has been increasingly relying on youth, speculation is rife about the fortunes of a few senior cricketers. Will the selectors and the team-management shift their line of thinking following the 4-1 ODI setback in the West Indies?
The ideal side has to be a blend of youth and experience. What could be Anil Kumble's role in the attack if he is inducted? And Sourav Ganguly's fate hangs by a slender thread.
The fitness factor
With mobility on the arena being a key ingredient for success in the abbreviated form of the game, can these cricketers measure up to the fielding standards required? In a scenario where the thrust is on building a side for the future, will their age (Kumble is 35, and Ganguly, 34) be held against them?
Fitness is high on the priority list — the Indian team even underwent a session at the Parachute Regiment Training Centre during its camp in Bangalore — of a side seeking to raise the bar.
It can also be argued that in the cauldron of the high pressure Champions Trophy, a forerunner to the World Cup, experience could prove a priceless commodity.
The Indian selectors and the think-tank, over the past one year, have embarked on a course where a conscious effort has been made to give the youngsters a fling.
"You cannot judge players in the nets. You have to throw them into the heat of the battle," says coach Greg Chappell.
The idea, quite clearly, has been to field the emerging cricketers in at least 40 to 50 ODI games ahead of the World Cup. While the logic behind such an endeavour cannot be faulted, the selectors would do well to keep some serious options open.
India, beginning with the tri-nation series in Sri Lanka from August 14, has a busy ODI season ahead. The Champions Trophy, to be held in the country in October-November, will be a key event to test strength since the pitches in the West Indies these days are similar to those in the sub-continent.
Kumble is almost certain to receive the nod with India looking for a probing bowler who can turn his deliveries from leg to off, while there is a question mark against Ganguly's name.
Says former India wicket-keeping great Syed Kirmani: "Kumble is a match-winner, your best bowler, and a terrific competitor who can lift the morale of the side. And he is a safe fielder. Tell me, how many real athletes does this Indian team have? You just cannot keep him out because he is over 35."
Kumble's friend and former India paceman Javagal Srinath points out, "It's not just about his bowling. He can share his experience and wealth of knowledge with the side. He is still an exceptional bowler. In fact, the Indian attack should revolve around him. There is no other spinner with matching experience and the pacemen are young."
The pitches in the West Indies have slowed down considerably and possess more than a hint of inconsistent bounce. Spinners could be winners. Kumble can create the pressure on the batsmen — he can both contain and strike. And Kumble and Harbhajan combine effectively.
Says Maninder Singh, former India left-arm spinner: "We should go in with four pacemen including all-rounder Irfan Pathan and three spinners. Kumble has to be there along with Harbhajan Singh. The third spinner should either be Murali Kartik or Ramesh Powar." Left-arm spinner Kartik's rehabilitation from a shoulder surgery is being followed with keen interest.
Demanding phase
Ganguly is in the midst of a demanding phase. `Dada' has run into problems off the field, has suffered fluctuations in form. But then, he did show glimpses of his fighting qualities in the Karachi Test, both, with the bat and the ball. His credentials cannot be brushed aside.
Argues Kirmani, "Ganguly should be in the list. No question about that. You need to have somebody like him around. He can always regain his form."
Maninder agrees: "Why not Ganguly? He can be a destructive batsman, especially in limited overs cricket. Despite his lack of runs in the county circuit, he still has some cricket left in him."
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Sunday, July 30, 2006
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Tuesday, July 18, 2006
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I have joined Orkut. U guys also join me, Andhar pannalaam.. ;-) Seena, US poi sendhiyaa? What is ur phone number? Send me ur number I will call you. take care.. Machis ... login into Orkut, click communitied. type captain.. there is a community called Captain - The saviour of India .. Pasanga ndhar panraanga machi... here is that gourp's description At last...a community dedicated to the lone crusader. India's saviour in times of national crisis...Whether there is terrorist activity in Jammu or kidnappings in the South...one man answers the call of the entire nation...VIJAYAKANTH..India's answer to Superman, Spiderman and Batman put together.Add a comical element to it( all his action movies) and dancing + singing like Elvis the Pelvis and presto..you get a real superhero. c U guyz soon in orkut..bye
Friday, June 30, 2006
British 10k London Run
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ThanksTuesday, June 27, 2006
Da Macchi Codu.......The next gaptain thriller(tamil version of da vinci code)...must read

Robert Lingam I.P.S (Vijayakanth) visits Madurai to deliver a lecture
in college about public safety. The head pujari of Meenakshi temple is murdered. He was stabbed to death, but before dying he lies down in the robotic break dance position next to a shiva lingam, the message clearly being "call robert lingam". He had also smashed a goddess statue and hung a bell with a chain from her hip. Also clutched in his hand is the Congress party manifesto with the 49% reservation for OBCs underlined with his blood.
Pujari's grand daughter Mahalakshmi (Sneha) had just returned from USA with a degree in cryptology, symbology, singing and group-dance. She cuts short her weekend trip to Chennai and returns to Madurai upon the murder.
She meets Commissioner Lingam at the murder site and together embarkto solve the murder and in the process "witness the biggest cover up in Hindu history". "My 'Thaatha' used to insist that me and my brother play hide and seek inside the temple", said Mahalakshmi.
"Why the congress manifesto? Why the underlining on the reservation part? Was your thaatha going to lose his job as head-priest to an OBC candidate?",puzzled look on Lingam's face with knit eyebrows."Thaatha always said reservation was plain bull shit"
"What?"
"Bull shit - very rarely he used english but whenever this topic used tocome up, he wud use that term"Lingam's eyes lit up. "That's the clue...yes, bull shit, oh Rama how did i miss that", excited he clutches Mahalakshmi's wrist as they bolt out of the murder scene.
"Where is the biggest Nandi bull statue in this temple complex?"
"by the east gate"
"Let's go".................
Lingam put his hand into the orifice of the Nandi bull statue. His fingers felt the cold touch of an ancient palm leaf. Pulling it out Lingam attempted to read under the flickering light of the solitary lamp post nearby.neatly written in outdated tamil script were the lines,
"Kai Anchu, Vaai Nooru Periya bookukule oru chinna book"
"Ah", Lingam sighed.
"What does it mean?"
"I have heard both these lines before...but in a very different context"
Lingam looked skywards for some divine intervention to help him solve this new clue. Towering into the skyline in front of him as dawn was breaking,was the tall gopuram of the temple. Quickly turning around, a smile danced on Lingam's lips as his sight fell on all the five towers. "The five towers, phallic symbols...the five Pandava brothers, We need to get to a library,I need to see the original copy of the Kama sutra", "this early in the morning?" asked Mahalakshmi as they hurried towards Lingam's jeep.
As they jeep hurtled towards the town library, Lingam explained, "
Few temples in India are famous for their erotic art and architecture.
The kings built those to encourage population growth. For centuries, there has been rumours of a secret society that guarded a secret behind such art and symbols, a secret so powerful that if revealed would shake the very foundations of conservative culture."
COMING SOON TO A SCREEN NEAR YOU....
WITNESS THE GREATEST COVER UP IN HINDU HISTORY
A SECRET SO DEVASTATING THAT IF REVEALED COULD LEAD TO EVEN MORE
CATACLISMIC POPULATION EXPLOSION.....
WAS THE MOST NOTORIOUS PIECE OF INDIAN LITERATURE ORIGINALLY PART OF
THE GREATEST EPIC POEM EVER WRITTEN?
WERE THE MEN AND WOMEN OF THE KAMASUTRA THE SAME GODS AND GODDESSES
GLORIFIED IN ANCIENT TEXTS?
CONTINUING WITH THE MODERN INDIAN TRADITION OF BLATANTLY APING THE
WEST....
A.M.RATNAM PRESENTS
CAPTAIN in
THE DA MACHI CODE
'SO CORNY A DARK MAN'
PONGAL 2007
Sunday, June 04, 2006
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
The Da Vinci code......Review
Thursday, May 25, 2006
Friday, May 19, 2006
Its not a bike, not a car, its a horse
Sunday, May 14, 2006
Friday, May 05, 2006
Lok Paritran
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
Monday, May 01, 2006
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
UIaa varum oli kadhir...

I think many of you know what the above symbol means... Remember the old days??? Anyways lets get to the post:
These are their original sizes, not joomed.

Gabtan: Enaku 72 dosai podhum. Michatha tamil naatu makkaluku kuduthudu.
Wife: Podango, comedya control pannunga... namma pasanga saptale podhum.. tamilnadu + nellore rice field empty aayidum..
2nd pic: Gabtan: Very jimple, amiki nadandha podhum we will bend the earth.

Manidhar unarndhukolla idhu manidhar kaadhal alla....
Gabtain: You Dog, what are you doing inside my lungi?
Dog: Dead!

Do not mistake the pic below. Gabtan doesnt know to read or write. He is just seeing middle page of velli malar.
Gabtan in Tux.

Even the dog couldn't figure out what Gabtan is doing with the bat.
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Bangalore - A new interpretation
I have read reports that politicians in Bangalore are demanding that bangalore's name be changed as 'Bangaluru' since Madras,Bombay and Calcutta has gone back to it's roots for a name change.
So,One night..When I was sitting with my scotch (on the rocks- 4th round to be specific) , this came to my mind..What name would fit bangalore to the core...Bangaluru sounds so gross..Old fashioned that it might drive all the MNC's/Silicon valley investors outta there..Suddenly, people across the globe find it hard to pronounce..it does'nt strike the right chord
So,was born - 'Bang-a-Whore'...which will appropriately fit all norms and make bangalore an even more popular destination globally..Bangaloreans have been liberal,open-minded for decades , just as me...Now don't get me wrong..I am proud to say that I am a '100% liberal' who does'nt discriminate against any race,sex,b-sex,etc...I have many outrageous views which cuts right opposite my born orthodox religious background...I converted long back..well,WTF..I never was conservative...Someone recently asked me whether I was from India..I said,no,I am from Akand Bharat!
Now coming back to the name,When I used to be in school,I was basically a fat Kid..I had these friends who used to goto bangalore on the weekends while I sat on my ass watching TV with Potato chips and saw it grow twice the same day.These guys used to travel from Chennai to Bangalore with their gal friends..I was anxious and asked a friend...Why do u need to travel from Chennai to Bangalore to have s** with someone whose with you..Their reply was that it fits the 'bangalore climate' well..Chennai is too boring of a place to 'do someone'..Also,it seems like you have 'more open choices' in there..like..if you are walking down some pub down there..u have things like 'do it on-the-go'...Chennai was too conservative then..for such adventures although now it has caught up very well..
So ..'Bang-a-whore' sends the right message...given it's liberal background,for the business climate in bangalore to grow..to make it a more popular destination globally..people can relate this new name to the old name...More call centers will pop up..it can provide strippers(noble souls as I call them) more employment opportunities...
So,Please spread the word...I can't find a drug for cancer/HIV and solve poverty around the globe but I would like to contribute to such healthy discussions/views on people issues...Tommorow,if this new name becomes popular..just that,we shud all be proud...that it was copy righted by me..at the same time..if someone throws their sandals at me..I am willing to catch them and throw it back at that MF***..Peace!
My Thozhan B-Ram and Mani
First: not giving write access to b-ram my thozhan... if b-ram starts writing in this blog, our blog will be swamped with girls .. so more visitors more good for the blog.. his array of girl friends from various geographic locations like Trichy, Erode, Mayavaram, Hyderabaadu, Bangalore (bang-a-whore as tikku calls it), Chennai, Koovalam, Saithaan thopu etc etc will make our blog popper oops popular... something like 'E' on '_'
Second: having only 2 clocks in this blog -> UK clock and India Clock.. Though I don’t know who comes to this blog for mani parka.. I demand a US clock so that I can login when ever I want to know the time..
Dragon, Carry on gud work!
Karthik, Your posts are reveletions. I am sure our Captain is not aware of the supreme antics of his competitor across the border. He should be alarmed.
Raghu,
Also, Bharatram was saying he doest not have rights to post. Can you provide him that?
Sunday, April 16, 2006
Friday, April 14, 2006
Seems that our blog is going gr8. Karthik's posts are ultimate ones.
No updates from Mottai. Any news? Very few posting from Seena bana. Seena, If U dont have time U can do a setting such a way that, u can mail from ur email id. It will post for U. Loginto simaboyz blogger and check how to do that. (It is in Settings tab --> Email link). I am doin like that only. u can also try and help out vj in setting t hat. Hope he will not have time to spend for simaboyz .. ;-)
I have included couple of items in our blog one is a clock and clustr map. It just generates reports like from where our blogs are viewed.. It will start workin from tomorrow.
Thursday, April 13, 2006
This only happens in Southern Cinema
Monday, April 10, 2006
Bush - Too Good!!!

B.The second photo was taken when Bush went to China.
Sunday, April 09, 2006
Sudesi in UK??
Friends Friends Go Away
Come Again Another Day
All the strippers come right away
Little Johnny Wants to Play..
(clap...clap...clap)
Thursday, April 06, 2006
Nope, it is not like that.. I dont have lap top with me to login into blog and update. From office I am not supposed to do that. but for simaboyz i have made a setting (When I am in India) such that I can mail to simaboyz to post some Junk to the blog, it was not done for my blog.......
FYI.... I am still a lonely soul....
Karthik, Keep it up.. that is an Ultimate clip. We(Our room mates) watched Sudesi. We all should not miss that film... Its a full length comedy movie... Its funny like Narasimsh.. Mainly that seen.. My gosh, a steel rod will bend like a watch when a bad guy hits our captain.. Its really awesome.. He he
Tamil Cinema
First Captain AKA Vijaykanth:
I was not able to embedd the video on this post for the next two entertainments, so please take the pleasure of clicking the links and witnessing the one and only Karadi AKA TR
TR 1
TR 2
Enjoy!!!
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Konar Guide needed
Raghu, I see that you often post somethin (mostly nonsense) here but you dont update ur personal blog at all (especially after u have gone to UK)..I get the gist !! So U r not a lonely soul anymore!!!!
Modified Formula
Love at first sight (a.k.a) Lust at first sight
= [(Length of the Stick * Radius of the tip) + No of minutes of the effective state under observation]/No. of sightings of your "pure love".
I think we have to add the following factor:
Sightu = A,
No. of sightings of "pure love" represented as B.
(See image below)..
so if B tends to infinity, the boy looses interest and looks for other A's
May be one of you should do an iterative experiment based on the following formula
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Definition - Pls see below
= [(Length of the Stick * Radius of the tip) + No of minutes of the effective state under observation]/No. of sightings of your "pure love".
P.S : As every findings of any scientists,I know that my above formula will be debated/challenged in this esteemed forum full of scientists.I am open to all kind of debates and would appreciate if someone could come up with subsequent versions of this formula since this is going to be useful for the scientific community as a whole in future
What is Love at First Sight...
Here is my theory: Partha odane gabaalnu ezhudhiduchu, I meant my manasula kaadhal...
Ritesh has asked me to censor my speech in this groups as lots of "elders" read this blog..
Please share your theory? I know many of you would have fallen in Love on the first sight... This is in regards to my earlier post - "My Love" featuring Saindhavi...
~K
My Love
I have decided to fall in love with Saindhavi. I know lot of people in this group will jump in jealosy but I just can't give up my love for her.
I first heard her voice in SUN TV pongalo pongal program. She featured in a program called "Pattikaada Pattanama" (she is the pattanam part of it). Her voice is amazing but she is little short, which I think will be favorable in certain circumstances (I hope everyone understand what that means).
If any of you don't know who saindhavi is, check this page saindhavi's web.
Her page is not up2date, she is in 2nd yr college now so all you child molesters out there, don't get excited when you see XIIth std in the webpage.
I want you all to wish me good luck and if any of you directly or indirectly know Saindhavi please come forward and introduced me to her, your help will be appreciated as Cash/MoneyOrder/Free Dosa, Medhu vada/1 copy of latest Maa-TV Volume 1-10 copy => Which ever you prefer.
Thanks
~K
Monday, April 03, 2006
Sunday, April 02, 2006
Missin Madaras

Friday, March 31, 2006
Thursday, March 30, 2006
Hi All
Raghu - Thanks for adding me into the blog contributers list ...
Friday, March 24, 2006
Raghu,you made me proud kid!
Ranganathan street filled with Bit*** who wanna get their ti's swiped by jiggas ...Raghu have a field day,man....go out,njoy and have fun...This is the real world...Love to all the chicks from my fav. community...Now will u realize that you wasted hella lotsa time in growing that beard...F. all ur past...just take it easy!!!!
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
Raghu Jetsets to UK
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Kannamapettai News Bureau
Saturday, March 11, 2006
Absolutely terrible
SimplY Pathetic...just raises my hate towards indian based IT firms..Now I am findin it hard to eat my dinner after seein this video....Raghu,please DONT post videos like these and make me lose weight...and If I see that baldie in the US,he's gonna have a hard time....
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
Monday, March 06, 2006
Thumbs Up



Practicing for Thumbs up add.. Goin to replace Salman Khan, Akshay Khanna and cheranjeevi soooooonnn.
This week end in Besa..






Dei enna da panreenga iruttule? ;) But Prassu is much more expressive when compared to Vj isn't guys ? ;-)
Saturday, March 04, 2006
Suyala pogirar Sudesi!
"Will the film provide the much needed morale booster to Vijaykanth, who is the leader of the fledgling Desiya Murpokku Dravida Kazhagam? Will it help the `Captain' to overcome all impediments?"
These questions loom large in the minds of his supporters who wait with bated breath as the actor prepares his party for the May 8 election.





























